seduce me with tickets to disney world
I will settle for nothing less than an annual pass.
I accidentally dropped a book into my cat’s water bowl. Luckily it was the one book that already had water damage. Sucks to be you, Sophie Kinsella.
"I would like to volunteer my services in cleaning. I’ll get rid of this bag of catnip for you!… And I’ll just dispose of these nail cap things. You don’t need those."
"I have come to ascertain as to why I was kicked out of the room"
I have to clean my room but the cats are sleeping on my bed.