The Untempered Schism: Archive

Taking a tumblr break for a few weeks

“Every now and then, we have these little gatherings, and Leslie gets plastered. One time, I convinced her to try to fax someone a Fruit Roll-Up.” —Tom Haverford

Apr 26, 20124 notes

#Parks and recreation #Tom Haverford

Apr 26, 20121,461 notes

#atla #avatar #the last airbender

Apr 26, 20121,595 notes

#Alice In Wonderland

Apr 26, 20127,595 notes

#pottermore #doctor who

Apr 26, 201214,156 notes

#A little princess

Apr 26, 201253,791 notes

#doctor who #are you my mummy

Apr 26, 201253,127 notes

#harry potter #harry potter and the goblet of fire #david tennant #barty crouch JR #doctor who

Apr 26, 201210,449 notes

#atla #avatar #the last airbender #the legend of korra

Apr 26, 201212,526 notes

#atla #the legend of korra

Play

Apr 26, 201213,813 notes

#to watch later

Apr 26, 201211,258 notes

Play

Apr 26, 20129 notes

#Craig Ferguson #Craigy Ferg #Imagineer #The Imagineers #The Late Late Show #The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson #Freaked out when I saw him stumble out of the tardis #can't wait until march 14th

Apr 26, 2012208 notes

#game of thrones #game of presidency #GoT

Apr 26, 2012327 notes

Play

Apr 26, 201265 notes

#to watch later

REBLOG WITH THAT GIF YOU HAVE NEVER FOUND A NECESSARY MOMENT TO USE BUT HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO

mildlyamused:

ala-away:

littlestarlolo:

terraterracotta:

amporapenguin:

simply-poptarts:

davestridersironicgirlfriend:

Apr 26, 20125,755 notes

Apr 26, 201279,027 notes

kelsthericeball:

youngtitan213:

maybelaughing:

clockworkcalliope:

funkyimpact:

uncoolhero:

hamtigers:

ttsg:

caots:

benditlikethetruth:

Cheri is made of frowns, beer, and awkwardness. With a dash of fanfiction.

sounds about right

josie is made of New Age, cupcakes, and Villainy. With a dash of AMERICA.

Why am I not surprised?

Carlos is made of chocolate, Metal, and gullibility. With a dash of Twitter.

…but I’ve never even used Twitter in my life.

Jessica is made of rhinos, Trance, and mistrusting. With a dash of Mother Russia.

bonus round:

Hamtigers is made of stones, apples, and shadows. With a dash of Batman.

Jackie is made of lions, hopes, and soil. With a dash of Barney.

That better be Barney Stinson. D:<

FUNKYIMPACT is made of spice, Disco, and reclusive. With a dash of gambling.

…………. I can’t complain. Aside from the gambling. I don’t gamble????

no that’s perfect the gambling is your inner grieg

Marly is made of fried food, Indie, and soil. With a dash of Wikipedia.

hmmm

Rhiannon is made of Indie, cries, and dullness. With a dash of Van Gogh.

It alarms me how accurate that sounds…

Eleni is made of lazy, family, and determination. With a dash of YouTube.

That is….THE MOST ACCURATE DESCRIPTION HOW DO YOU EVEN——!?@?!!

No seriously. THAT IS ME. ;A;

Kelsey is made of wolves, bronze, and fury. With a dash of Photoshop.

OH MY GOSH. o_o …Yes. (Photoshop = I use it for my art, right?)

Nazneen is made of muffins, loyalty, and attention. With a dash of Tumblr.

Damn right muffins and tumblr.

Apr 26, 201246,754 notes

Play

Apr 26, 2012743 notes

While reading Game of Thrones...

“the man in the glass gardens who gave him a blackberry when he came to visit…” My conditioned mind thought, “phone” immediately. Doubt they have cell phones in Winterfell.

Apr 25, 20121 note

#game of thrones #blackberry #GoT

Apr 24, 20125,592 notes

Listen

tvandfilmringtones:

Troy Barnes and Abed Nadir - “Troy and Abed in the mooooorning!”

From Community.

Download the MP3 HERE

Apr 24, 2012811 notes

Apr 24, 20127,767 notes

#Joe Dempsie

Apr 24, 20125,746 notes

Apr 24, 201219,105 notes

Apr 23, 201257 notes

#the late show with david letterman #david letterman #fun.

Remembered why I don't study at home.

Cats sleep on open textbooks

Apr 23, 20120 notes

Apr 23, 201223,770 notes

#o.o #atla #avatar #the last airbender

Apr 23, 2012714 notes

Apr 23, 20126,447 notes

Apr 23, 2012113,148 notes

I wish there were a Facebook Savior add-on

Besides deleting my facebook, I mean.

Apr 23, 20121 note

#facebook #facebook savior #tumblr savior #things that would make my life better

Me: *rambling about Doctor Who*
Sister: I don't know why you watch that show.
Me: I don't know why you watch Keeping up with the Kardashians.

Apr 23, 20122 notes

#Keeping up with the Kardashians #Doctor who

lizayzay:

Apr 22, 2012287 notes

#community

Apr 22, 2012336 notes

#community

Apr 22, 20123,108 notes

#once upon a time

Apr 22, 201220,622 notes

#harry potter #doctor who

Apr 22, 201283,850 notes

#sherlock

Apr 21, 201210 notes

#Mr. Sparkle #the simpsons #fish bulb #homer simpson

I swear, if I see a Doctor Who spoiler for the upcoming season, I'm going to fucking cut a bitch.

Apr 21, 20123 notes

#doctor who #spoilers

Play

Apr 21, 20120 notes

#The simpsons #mom it's broken #bart simpson #cranberry sauce #S02E07 #bart vs. thanksgiving #thanksgiving

Apr 21, 201218,222 notes

#Malapropisms #community

I'm watching last night's episode of Conan and all of the sudden I see a TARDIS on the opening!!!!

doctorwho:

You can watch video of the open here.

Thx for the heads up justsamhart!

mewiet:

Apr 21, 20121,698 notes

#conan o'brien #doctor who #TARDIS

So, watching Young Justice...

*Sees blue box in the background* Is that a TARDIS? Haha wouldn’t that be funny… *Green Arrow and Artemis get closer* THAT SAYS POLICE PUBLIC CALL BOX! THAT IS A FREAKING TARDIS! Ashdjfkdidndoend;

Apr 20, 20123 notes

#young justice #TARDIS #doctor who

Apr 20, 201214,483 notes

#sokka/boomerang #atla #avatar #the last airbender

odair:

omfg press alt+the reblog button

praise god bless jesus hallelu

Apr 20, 201257,996 notes

Apr 20, 2012132,307 notes

Apr 20, 2012297 notes

#community #jeff winger #annie edison